Aunty Mick,
as you know I travelled to Mallorca on my own and left the Donkey Groomer to play with herself,
during my stay I did confess to waking up beside a Moocher but I did clarify that he was only there as
a friend and our relationship was purely platonic.
This she accepted and on my return I was welcomed with open arms.
On Sunday she left the marital home to stay with her parents for a few days and to help with bringing in
this years foals from the outlying fields, one of which has developed a problem, upon being caught and
a head collar fitted it suddenly thinks "help I've been caught" and promptly hyperventilates and faints,
but not fainting in the normal way where its legs would buckle beneath it this one keels over sideways
with its legs completely straight.
I know veterinary problems are not your expertise so I am not asking your advice on this.
My problem is that she took the camera, that I had used in Mallorca and has taken various photographs
of this foals strange behaviour, and on reviewing the said photographs to show her mother
she has of course found the photographs I took in Mallorca showing me with my "friends", in close
contact with each other some of which are timed 04:00 in the morning.
Now having said that she knows of the Moocher incident she has come across photographs
of some "toy boys" and one of a naked bottom clearly showing a tattoo of "on tour, Mallorca"
Now how do I explain that a certain young lady from Fife commandeered several cameras
when I had already told the Donkey Groomer that this young lady had taken her own camera this year.

Your advice would be much appreciated

rep from me !



naughty corner for you Dads....................

...and I thought you were a good person - :&o*:

Moocher obviously show you his tattoo then

Son of a Moocher (hasten to add not of a Beeech)

Hahahaha dads you make me giggle all the time here is a rep PMSL

DadsBarmy wrote:

Son of a Moocher (hasten to add not of a Beeech)

....or a preacher man ?...........

The camera never lies, Dads . . . .

beeech wrote:

DadsBarmy wrote:

Son of a Moocher (hasten to add not of a Beeech)

....or a preacher man ?...........

Don't forget our Moocher was a man of the cloth, although I saw him de frocked

theboss wrote:

The camera never lies, Dads . . . .

But I was not behind the lens (oops that's another behind)

DadsBarmy wrote:

I saw him de frocked

Photo's.......?

That's what has caused the problem

A man of the cloth . . . . do you mean a tailor

I'd say he's a 'li'l tinker........

I didn't look that closely

Donkey has with those bells and whistles

Well Dads - it sounds like you saw his tail(or) end . . . complete with tatoo . . . . what a showman!

Not sure if Moocher is much of a preacher but I did hear him say the other day he was touching cloth

It gave it away when he started the meet up speech

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He could have warned us how long it would take to get back

I never got one of those on my camera. I should have handed it to Sandra.

I can confirm that San was taking lots of shots of that particular tattoo. She was very impressed with the art work. :-bd:

I'm afraid the tattoo was recorded for posterior posterity

Oh GOD........that's put me right of eating...........................

Like a venus flytrap Beeech touch any two hairs

I'd rather not.......................

Who's posterior is that . . . .. and











WHO IS LIAM BETTS?????