I must be dyslexic.......Can't get my bearings at all from that map !

www.magallufscene.com/map

hi beeech,for some reason if i clicked on the link it fails,but it works if you google the link ok

Sorry Beeech
I didn't spot you had a problem with the map. If you were out to sea on a boat looking from the bottom of the map to the shore, you would see the hotel that you stayed in the Antillas Sol (on the peninsular on the left of the map). Follow the coastline to the right and the first bay is Magaluf bay.

Then the next peninsular divides Magaluf bay from Palma Nova and this part contains Hotel Hawaii and Ruby Tuesdays etc. Still following it to the right and you have Palma Nova bay with Son Matias etc.

Now the map is full of numbers and each number refers to a hotel. Look at the Antillas Sol on the list of hotels below and it says number 7, Find no 7 on the map and you have the position of Andtillas Sol hotel

I've got the same map Del, it's a bit old now but serves it's purpose. There's Palma on the other side?

Delboy, Beech is a woman so of course cannot read a map without it being inverted,
It may help female members of the forum if you rescanned it upside down

Well just for Beeech then but the writing will be upside down

DadsBarmy wrote:

Delboy, Beech is a woman so of course cannot read a map without it being inverted,
It may help female members of the forum if you rescanned it upside down

Now Now - no need for that !!

Even if it IS true

I will just state that I never put the lads up for that Beeech.

Mick wrote:

I will just state that I never put the lads up for that Beeech.

Honest I didn't.

Now where did I put that big spoon

At number 7 on the map, H lad, Beeech me thinks, she's still at sea, now she's been given a treasure map of all the cutlery in Antilla Sol

X marks the spot but beware of the dangers that lurk on the journey

Mick - you protest a little too much to make me believe you're innocent in all this .... !

Hayzer - you're rapidly becoming the most worthy owner of the " big wooden spoon "....!

Delboy - you're just crazy...!

DadsBarmy - words fail me........... !

Pink Pig

I've just had a call from one of my chauffeurs, I gave him a journey from a restaurant in Westminster at 23:00 tonight
going to Barkway near Buntingford, now bear in mind I'm sat half way up a big hill in Soller at the end of a bit of curly wire,
and this guy phones and asks me for directions. I politely told him to call Aunty Mick cos its his part of the country
and he will liaise with Beech to practice her map reading skills :arrow:

I will protest my innocence one more time, I hold my hand up to alot of shananigans on here, but not this one.

No Mick, I was not calling Beech a Pink Pig.
White Mice and Pink Pigs are merely something to say when you can't think of anything to say
In other words they are the mumblings of an incoherent mind

DadsBarmy wrote:

No Mick, I was not calling Beech a Pink Pig.

I should hope not !

Anyway, must dash - gotta go out for a while.....


have got the snow off my car...............

brilliant

@ Beeech

When you scrap it, will you take it to the local Abattoir

Nice one beeech

Fantastic Beeech.