Best of luck to these two reprobates in their new venture. At least whilst they are doing this, other people can safely walk the streets.
I am taking bets on how long it will be before Moocher and I have fall out - the difference now being that he can evict me himself!
Moocher & I have so little in common - me being a slim good looking sort of guy, whilst he of course is one of the wealthiest men on the Island - due mainly to his good Yorkshire upbringing and having short arms and deep pockets.
I am a retired Gigolo, bearing an uncanny resemblance to George Clooney, and I spend most of my time fending off young ladies, clamouring for my attention.
I am also suffering from the early stages of dimentia, although they say it is more advanced than I am aware, and they have stopped me having sharp things - I write mainly with crayons now.
The main thing about Moocher and I is that we share the same pasion for our beloved Football Team.
MOT
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